Ed: Here's your host and mine, Dave Riley
Dave: [takes his seat at his desk] Hello everybody. How are things with you, Ed?
Ed: Same old same old.
Dave: Well, our first guest is congressional candidate Mitsy Green.
Mitsy: [takes a seat] Hi.
Dave: So, I hear things are heating up in the race to Congress.
Mitsy: I've got footage that proves my opponent should be locked up somewhere.
Dave: Let's watch
[Mark is in a bedroom. A couple is sleeping. Mark turns on a light] The man yells "What the?" "Hi, I'm Mark Osborne. I sell insurance " "How'd you get in here?" the man asks. "Your garage door was unlocked. Really should watch that." "It's three a.m.?" "You know, you could probably save money with an umbrella policy," Mark says. "Get out of our house!" the man yells. "If something happened to you, do you have enough life insurance to put your two lovely daughters through college?" "How do you know about our daughters?" "The oldest one sleeps in the nude," Mark says "Get out of our house!" the man tells.
Mitsy: I think that says it all.
Dave: Not quite. Here's the alleged victim, Hyram Bingham.
Hyram: [takes a seat] I've never been on TV before.
Dave: How'd that footage come to be?
Hyram: Our nanycam got turned on when Mark Osborne was looking for a light. We have it to monitor our babysitter for our youngest daughter.
Dave: I see. And that must've been a shock, having some stranger in your house?
Hyram: I'll say.
Mitsy: That's what I've been saying all along. This guy is dangerous.
Hyram: Now wait a minute. Mark saved us a lot of money with that umbrella policy.
Mitsy: Excuse me?
Hyram: I'd vote for him
Mitsy: Excuse me?
Dave: We'll be back after this.
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