Mark: Our next commercial just goes to show you.
[Mark is standing in a couple's bedroom at night.] You can tell a lot by wandering through people's houses. For instance, this woman reads The National Inquirer. Him, there's a huge stack of Playboy's in the closet. The teenage girl down the hall, you don't want to know. More important, their checkbook is overdrawn and they're past due on the mortgage. [picks up prescription bottle] Hey, Viagra [puts bottle in pocket] I help people like this all the time by giving them the peace of mind of insurnace. When I'm in Congress, I'll do even more.
Announcer: Paid for by Mark Osborne for Congress
Mark: This next commercial. No. It can't be. [holds his clipboard up.]
Jack[ come over and takes off his headphones. The light reflects off his bald head and blinds the camera] Nah. Well,
[Mitsy Green is standing in a liquor store. A hoodlum with a gun comes in. She takes the gun away from him] Our crime problem is out of control. My opponent's solution is to sell everyone more insurance. I say get the guns off the streets.
Announcer: Paid for by Mitsy Green for Congress
Mark: Don't know how that got in there. This next commercial is about dog food. Wake up your dog now.
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