[Camera focuses on Mark]. High, I'm Mark Osborne. [camera pulls away and we see he's inside a house and a couple are asleep in bed] In addition to hosting Commercialvision, all commercials all night, I'm also running for Congress. It's people like this that inspire me to run. [Mark opens a drawer and removes $20.] You'd be amazed how much money I find going through people's homes. But I need even more to defeat my opponent. Please go to the website on your screen now and donate what you can. Thank you.
Ed: Yes, it's the Dave Riley Show, here's your host and mine, Dave Riley
Dave: [Takes his seat at his desk.] Well Ed, how'd your week go?
Ed: Not so good. Ever since he started running for Congress, that Osborne guy keeps calling me in the middle of the night asking for money. I'm not giving him any more.
Dave: Good for you, Ed. Our first guest is Mitsy Green, candidate for Congress.
Mitsy: Shakes hands and sits down.
Dave: Hi Mitsy. How's life on the campaign treating you?
Mitsy: It's kind of weird. I keep finding my opponent going through my garbage. It's creepy.
Dave: Is he looking for dirt on you?
Mitsy: No, he says he's looking for food. He says he goes through the neighbor's garbage, not just mine.
Dave: Have you called the cops?
Mitsy: Since he's running for Congress, they don't want to get involved.
Ed: Hey, why don't you book some of your campaign commercials on his TV show, Commercialvision. That would show the little creep.
Mitsy: I like the way you think, Ed.
Dave: We'll be back after this.
[Mark is standing in someone's yard at night.] These people in the house behind me have really heavy blinds. I can't look inside their house. When I'm in Congress I'll have high tech military equipment to spy on them. In the meantime, I really need some campaign contributions. You can donate at the website on your screen or call my friend Jack's house and leave a pledge. His number is on your screen now. Thank you. This message was paid for and approved by Mark Osborne for Congress.
[Mitsy is standing in front of a row of American flags] Hi, I'm Mitsy Green, running for Congress. Don't vote for my opponent, who seems to have mental problems, vote for me. This message was approved by Mitsy Green for Congress.
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