Camera focuses on Mark. I'm Mark Osborne, host of Commercialvision, the show that's all commercials all night long. But, I'm also running for Congress. So, when you go to vote, remember that a vote for me is a vote for you. Thank you.
Ed: Now here's your host and mine, Dave Riley.
Dave sits at his desk. Hi everybody. What's new, Ed?
Ed: That Osborne guy is running for Congress. He hit me up for a campaign contribution. I gave him five bucks. You think I made a mistake?
Dave: Well Ed, I know how dear your wallet is to you. But, it's only five bucks.
Ed: Well, I just hope he doesn't want more.
Dave: Let's hope not. Our first guest tonight is Mark Osborne, candidate for Congress.
Mark: Hi Dave, Ed
Dave: So, anything intersting on the campaign trail?
Mark: Yes, as a matter of fact. When you shake hands with your right hand, it's real easy to grab people's wallets with your left hand. [Holds up a wallet]
Dave: Isn't that illegal?
Ed: That's my wallet!
Mark: It's not illegal if you give them a receipt. Look, Congressmen have been ripping off the American public for over two hundred years. That's why I'm running.
Dave: To get in on it?
Mark: Exactly. Here's your receipt, Ed
Ed: A hundred bucks. I didn't even have a hundrfed bucks.
Mark: You forgot about that twenty you had behind that picture of Professor Kessler that you always carry around.
Ed: I want my money back you little crook.
Mark: Nothing doing. And, tell your viewers that, on my show, Commercialvision, tonight will be all campaign commercials all night long.
Dave: I'm sure they can't wait for that. Speaking of commercials, we'll be right back.
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