I keep hoping they won't make any more of those ghastly Twilight saga movies, but they do.
Yesterday, I was asked by a group of teenage girls, in all sincerity, if I'd rather my daughters dated a vampire or a wherewolf. Without hesitation, I answered "wherewolf."
"How come?" I was asked.
"Cause I hate fucking vampires," was my reply.
The young ladies lost interest in me after that. 
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