(Some guy comes out of his house, going to work. He opens the door and finds Mark in the front sea of his car. Who are you? I'm Mark Osborne. You may know me as the host of Commercialvision, but I also sell insurance. I was just going over your coverage. Have you considered an umbrella policy? Camera shifts to the citizen, who is now chasing after a bus.)
Ed: Yes, it's the Dave Riley Show. Here's your host and mine, Dave Riley
Dave: Thanks Ed. Hello everybody. Well, another week has come and gone. Anything new with you, Ed?
Ed: Well, I bought a new car. Now that Osborne guy has been lurking around trying to sell me insurance.
Dave: Well, we have to have insurance in this state to drive, Ed.
Ed: I got insurance. Osborne wants me to buy his. I bought mine from that lizard on TV.
Dave: I see. Well, as luck would have it, that lizard is our first guest. To tell us all about what it's like to sell car insurance when you're a reptile, meet the car insurance lizard.
(Lizard waves at audience.)
Mark comes onstage from the other side. I'm Mark Osborne, host of Commercialvision, which comes on after this show, but I'm here to perform pest control. (Mark Hold up a hatchet and glares at lizard.)
Dave: Uh, put the hatchet down. We'll be right back after this.
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